We won't sleep together?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
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It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
The ass gains better be worth it
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