Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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