Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
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I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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