The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
it hurts more in the daytime
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
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He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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