we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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