FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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