just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Randomize
