is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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