Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
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I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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