I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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