He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I just blew my weed a kiss
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
