Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
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Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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