The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
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Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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