You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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