How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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