we were pretty classy up until the second keg
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
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Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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