This girl is more easily done than said...
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
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Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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