and you said cock pushups were impossible
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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