Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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