Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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