So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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