some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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