She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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