He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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