i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
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Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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