Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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