How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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