you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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