i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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