For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
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He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
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He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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