You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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