He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
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Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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