dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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