She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
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So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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