did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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