I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
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can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
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I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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