so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
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At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
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do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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