your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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