my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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