i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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