we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
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Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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