He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
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Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
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