what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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