Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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