yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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