I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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