I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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