You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
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Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
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I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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