In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
We had to coat check the pizza.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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