i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
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Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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