problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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