you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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