And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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